Hotel Corona - Shelter In Place (Today's version of Hotel California song)
On a bright sunny morning, no wind anywhere Warm smell of breakfast, rising through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a Zoom call My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to step up to my desk. There stood Zoom in macbook; I heard the Slack notification And I was thinking to myself 'This could be bad or this could be hell' Then I double clicked the touchpad and macOS showed me the way There were voices on the Zoom call, I thought I heard them say Welcome to the Hotel Corona - Shelter in place Such a lonely place Such a lonely place Plenty of room at the Hotel Corona - Shelter in place This time of the pandemic, you can find me here My mind is tech-twisted, I got a lot of gadgets I got a lot of pretty, pretty toys, I call apps How they dance on my iPhone, sweet spring sweat Some apps I remember, some I forget So I called up the Google assistant, 'Plea...